Beavis and Butthead Ensucklopedia

Beavis and Butthead Ensucklopedia


About the Authors

Butthead by Beavis.
He's pretty cool. He hangs out a lot and watches TV. Or else he cruises for chicks. You know, he just keeps changing the channels and when a hot chick comes on he'll check out her thingies. It's pretty cool. Hey, check this out. "The pen is mightier than the sword." Wait. Wait. "The penis mightier than the sword." That's what I got, heh heh heh m heh. Writing's cool !

Beavis by Butthead.
He's a poet, a story-teller, a wuss, a fartknocker, a dillweed, a doorstop and a paperweight. Huh huh, and he's a dumbass. Plus he's a real wuss. He's never gotten any. He lives at home with no wife and no kids. Just his pet monkey, huh huh. Beavis has won many awards, including my foot kicking his ass and my fist in his face. Even though I let him hang out with me, it doesn't mean I'm interested in dude, or anything. Mostly I just keep him around so I'll look even more studly around chicks. Compared to him. Beavis, I mean.

Pronunsiashun Guide

Ass				"Ass"
Asswipe				"Asswipe"
Uh, anything in spanish		"Hamana Por Queno Salsa, Please"
Dillweed			"Dillhole"
Butt				"But."  The second T is silent
				but deadly, huh huh.
Drive Through Please		"Riperuebleev"
69				"Like it's spelled"
The F word			"Fart"
The S word			"Sucks"
Boob				If you have to ask, you'll never
				know
Vulva				Uh, that's some science word,
				I guess.  Ask Daria.
Weiner				"Penis," heh heh heh.
Beavis				Rhymes with "Weiner"
Hooter				See "Boob."  See two of them if you
				can.  (But, seriously, pronunciate
				it "Thingie" around chicks)

The A to Z according to Beavis and Butthead

Aa
Bb
Cc
Dd
Ee
Ff
Gg
Hh
Ii
Jj
Kk
Ll
Mm
Nn
Oo
Pp
Qq
Rr
Ss
Tt
Uu
Vv
Ww

All these stuff are copied from "Beavis and Butthead Ensucklopedia" without permission.


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